1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to email this post.

13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

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Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

And finally, if you want to list of all copied  funny articles & things in one place, then visit www.allcopied.com again.

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You are not supposed to say these things during sex.. haha, the funniest is perhaps this: “Get off me, I’ll do it myself!”

• I have to poop.
• Smile for the camera!
• Get off me, i’ll do it myselft!
• This is your first time…right?
• You’re almost as good as my ex!
• When is this supposed to feel good?
• I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!
• I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home.
• Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
• Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!
• On second thought, let’s turn the lights off.
• I’m sobering up and you’re getting ugly!
• But everybody looks funny naked!
• Do i have to pay for this?
• N0! You’re too fat to be on top, You’d kill me!
• Actually, your sister ‘likes’ it like this.
• What’s your name again?
• Hold on, let me change the channel.
• It’s nice being in bed with someone i don’t have to inflate.
• Uhhh…I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

Did you happen to say any of those during sex?

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