• Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life’s problems. – Homer Simpson
• I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. – Dorothy Parker.
• All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. – Homer Simpson
• I drink to make other people interesting. – George Jean Nathan.
• Work is the curse of the drinking classes – Oscar Wilde.
• I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra
• The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get – Joe Walsh
• Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets – Arthur
• Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. – Anonymous
• They talk of my drinking but never my thirst. – Scottish saying.
• When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn’t depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession. – Danny McGoorty
• Drinking is a way of ending the day.- Earnest Hemingway.
• I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach. – WC Fields
• An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. – Earnest Hemingway
• You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. – Frank Zappa
• Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson
• This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson
• The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. – Richard Braunstein
• I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. – George Best
• There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking. – Ben Franklin
• They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games. – Casey Stengel
• I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop. – Noel Coward
• Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money? – Milan Maximovich
• Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. – Steve Allen. Love the glasses!
• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. – Martin Mull

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