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Top 25 great drinking quotes

  • Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life’s problems. – Homer Simpson
  • I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. – Dorothy Parker.
  • All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. – Homer Simpson
  • I drink to make other people interesting. – George Jean Nathan.
  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes – Oscar Wilde.
  • I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra
  • The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get – Joe Walsh
  • Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets – Arthur
  • Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. – Anonymous
  • They talk of my drinking but never my thirst. – Scottish saying.
  • When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn’t depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession. – Danny McGoorty
  • Drinking is a way of ending the day.- Earnest Hemingway.
  • I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach. – WC Fields
  • An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. – Earnest Hemingway
  • You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. – Frank Zappa
  • Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson
  • This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson
  • The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. – Richard Braunstein
  • I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. – George Best
  • There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking. – Ben Franklin
  • They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games. – Casey Stengel
  • I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop. – Noel Coward
  • Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money? – Milan Maximovich
  • Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. – Steve Allen. Love the glasses!
  • The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. – Martin Mull

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Do V Recognise

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he cried and told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him u thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

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Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole. Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it . What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can not invest so much of money”.(The baap actually said – “I will never waste so much of money on you”). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao Dhole, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya he he he…

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.
Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.

Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate: No, no.. I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Andhra Pradesh) through some relative.

Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he… Are you kidding? Completing ‘lower’ education itself was so much of pain!

Interviewer: Let’s talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?
Candidate: Well, I work at KPHB (Kukatpalli Housing Board), so you can say Ameerpet is my current platform. Earlier I was at Charminaar center. Therefore, Charminaar was my platform then. As you can see, I have experience of different platforms! (Charminaar and Ameerpet are the places in Hyderabad)

Interviewer: And which languages have you used?
Candidate: Telugu, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages he he he…

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate: It is a common sense – C comes after B. Therefore, VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD! Also…

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. However, I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer: What is your general project experience?
Candidate: My general experience about projects is – most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL(Bata InfoTech Ltd.), I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows he he he..

Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it should not be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important – I know few words like – ‘Showstoppers ‘ , ‘hot fixes’, ‘SEI-CMM’,'quality’,'versioncontrol’, ‘deadlines’ , ‘Customer Satisfaction’ etc. In addition, I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate: Not much.

1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, avoiding breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally, I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there is a world cup in West Indies in 2007,I don’t mind going there in that period . As you can see I am modest and do not have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact, I was never entertained so much before. We look forward to working with you… :-)

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