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April 17th, 2009 
Admin - Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life’s problems. – Homer Simpson
- I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. – Dorothy Parker.
- All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. – Homer Simpson
- I drink to make other people interesting. – George Jean Nathan.
- Work is the curse of the drinking classes – Oscar Wilde.
- I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra
- The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get – Joe Walsh
- Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets – Arthur
- Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. – Anonymous
- They talk of my drinking but never my thirst. – Scottish saying.
- When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn’t depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession. – Danny McGoorty
- Drinking is a way of ending the day.- Earnest Hemingway.
- I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach. – WC Fields
- An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. – Earnest Hemingway
- You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. – Frank Zappa
- Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson
- This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson
- The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. – Richard Braunstein
- I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. – George Best
- There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking. – Ben Franklin
- They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games. – Casey Stengel
- I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop. – Noel Coward
- Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money? – Milan Maximovich
- Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. – Steve Allen. Love the glasses!
- The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. – Martin Mull
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